A long time ago in a galaxy far… No, wait, we’ve done that bit. Erm. Skip a bit, brother… wait, wrong film. I’ll come in again.
It is a dark time for the lunatic brewing alliance as the Stout Wars rage on. Although the six stouts have been destroyed, Imperial stout troops have driven the lunatic forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. The alliance has established a new secret base on the ice planet of Sheffield. So secret that if we told you we’d have to kill you. Sorry, drifting off again… Anyway, the secret is out, it’s at the fantastic Rutland Arms, who put on a great night for the first trilogy, and will of course be on May the Fourth (be with you. Let’s hope there’s no Revenge of the Fifth. OK I’ll stop now)
The lunatic alliance of Steel City, Emperor’s and Lost Industry brings forth a new trilogy of imperial stouts, bigger and imperialier than ever. Except they got their space franchises mixed up and made a Douglas Adams-esque trilogy of four, or maybe five… the new episodes are: